Friday, February 22, 2008

What's in a name??

Isn't the Blame game terrible and isn't retaliation something really bad? This next story illustrates these points well.

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! Boy, How I wish he'll come over to say "hi".
Spielberg suddenly walked over but without notice he just gave Jet Li a punch on the nose.

Li: "Hey!! What's that for?!"
Spielberg: "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Li : "But I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, who cares? You're all the same!"

Spielberg walks back to the other side. After a while, Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and suddenly gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : "Hey! What's that for..... !?!"
Li : "YOU STUPID IDIOTS SANK THE TITANIC!"
Spielberg : "but how can you say that? It was an iceberg that sank the Titanic!"
Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, what's the difference? You're all the same!"

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